October 30, 2007 0005 hours
We also solved the mystery of the “disappearing 18 wheelers….” We woke up to sunny skies, Force Eight winds and choppy seas, and Carol noticed a road intersecting with the sea lane we were in (at about 14 knots with this tub that weighs only 109,000 tons!) Carol called me to the balcony, saying, “Steve, you need to some look at this! There is a road coming right at the front of the ship with trucks and cars on it, and we are NOT slowing down! I threw on some pants and hit the balcony, only to stare in awe as this 18-wheeler DISAPPEARED under the ocean! Come to find out there are all of these auto roads here that tunnel under the sea lanes, which is sort of weird for us folks from the mountains of California. We learned that HUGE areas of water surrounding low lands here is the normal geographical landscape. The seas kicked up a bit coming into the Hampton Roads and Chesapeake Bay, which if you are doing a geography lesson, would swallow San Francisco Bay about 50 times over.
Norfolk was England’s first successful overseas colony, and as such, there is a LOT of history here. Much more than one can see in a nine-hour visit, so we will hit the details when we drive back up here and stay in Colonial Williamsburg and Washington, D.C. next month. We made port and tied up right next to the battleship U.S.S. Wisconsin, which in the 1940’s was a leviathan of the seas. Next to the Grand Princess it looks like a cruiser or a large destroyer. Check out the photos at our Google Picasa Website. The area we docked in has been completely renovated and taken over by professional people, and is a seriously upscale part of Norfolk. The streets have been paved in cobble stone, and the homes reminded Steve of the dorm he lived in at Harvard University in Cambridge. No fall colors here yet to speak of, but a nice crispy day in the middle 60’s. We spent the day touring the old historical portion of the city, including St. Paul’s church, which was built in 1739 and still has a British canon ball embedded in one of its walls from a 1776 attack! Now that is Revolutionary War stuff (see the photo at our photo book). We also toured the battleship Wisconsin, which is still an active duty Navy ship (class B warship, which means everything below the main deck is sealed and ready to be re-commissioned on short notice, which doesn’t make a great deal of sense given today’s technology, which could blow something like that out of the water in about 10 seconds according to Steve). It has been upgraded for Desert Storm, and for those who give a shit, it has Tomahawk missile pods, AAMRAM ground to air missiles and the Aegis guidance system on-board (the docent who gave us our tour I am sure thought Steve was some sort of spy when he began asking him all of these technical questions about launchers, in-bound target tracking and a bunch of other stuff I don’t understand or care about!). Anyway, the docent told us the cost to run this ONE ship at sea was $ TWO MILLION per day (that is NOT a misprint). That would teach a lot of kids and provide a lot of medical insurance in our book, but hey, we just pay for this stuff!
We have met some really wonderful people on the ship, I think most of them want to adopt us and they think of us as their kids. You really get a good feeling about most of the people on the ship and you know Carol, she just talks to anybody.. We think she has talked most of the women here into getting a mammogram. One of the couples we have met Tim and Cindy have become our compadres in crime. We go to the shows and while everyone else is sleeping, we are whooping and hollering and clapping. Again, I think we are seen as the youngsters!! Well, Cindy called last night and asked us to come by their room before we ate dinner and when we got there they had purchased this beautiful poster and when we read it all four of us cried.. I’d like to share it with all of our friends and family:
Cancer is so limited
It cannot cripple
LOVE
It cannot shatter
HOPE
It cannot corrode
FAITH
It cannot destroy
PEACE
It cannot kill
FRIENDSHIP
It cannot suppress
MEMORIES
It cannot silence
COURAGE
It cannot invade the
SOUL
It cannot steal
ETERNAL LIFE
It cannot conquer the
SPIRIT
This says it all…We will be having this framed and will hang it in our living room and each time we look at it we will think of our dear, dear friends Cindy and Tim!!
We had an interesting experience or two this evening. Given all the security here we had a small helicopter flying right around the ship so close we could see the two guys in the glass bubble. Steve was out on the balcony shooting photos of the whole thing. Then, at about 9:30 p.m. while we were taking a short break between after-dinner shows, we were on the balcony watching the pilot boat coming up to the ship to fetch the pilot who guided us out to the marker at the Hampton Roads where we were to turn north for Baltimore. The water was pretty rough and it this little pilot boat was stuck in our bow wake and it was throwing the boat all over the place. It took the crew three times to pick up the pilot, who was hanging on a line between our ship about 15 feet off the water and the little boat that came out to fetch him. Of course, Steve got it all on film, so check it out.
We got back to the ship, ate dinner, and decided to party in a serious fashion tonight, as we only have about five more days left aboard to raise Hell. We have gained a reputation for being involved in some out of control behavior aboard the ship (which with an average crowd of 70-years-old ain’t hard to do), but the Brits, Canadians and the Aussies really seem to appreciate our antics. Again, if any one can complain about the food and entertainment aboard this ship they have to be missing something. We went to a Broadway-type show featuring the “Motor City Years” and it was just phenomenal. The dancing, music and costumes were tremendous. In one scene they did a Stevie Wonder anthology where the entire stage was blacked out and the dancers and singers had on day-glo painted costumes as they danced under black lights. Pretty amazing stuff these people do for the ship’s programs. We have sort of befriended this house band on the ship that plays a lot of soul and blues music, which are our favorites. They specialize in EWF and Tower or Power, which is right up our alley. We partied with the band until they threw us out of the lounge at midnight, but not before the drummer gave Steve a pair of sticks and invited him to play a set with the band, and a promise of back stage passes when they return to their home base of Las Vegas, which of course we took them up on.
So we returned to our “stateroom” (which the comedian on the ship last night ragged on as being about the size of a small closet) and decided to get this written before we hit Baltimore lat this morning.
So until then, stay in touch!